That Quinner Binner Chicken Dinner

We all go over our favorite and least favorite parts of our day in the car on the way back from picking up Max from school. Today, Max's least favorite part was when "Jace said SHUT UP, IDIOT to me while we were waiting in carline". My heart sank and I was speechless. Quinn says, "Well, you know what I'm gonna say when I go to Max's school? YOU'RE the idiot now, Jace". 

I could not stop myself from laughing. 

Fwd: Ugh, Boys. . .

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From: Naznin Nelson <nazninnelson@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, Mar 27, 2013 at 4:32 PM
Subject: Ugh, Boys. . .
To: Erin Burridge <e.burridge@yahoo.com>, Monica Aguilar-Hicks <L3mhicks@charter.net>


Sophia got Disney barbie dolls for Christmas (yes, that was my doing), and the boys finally wanted to play with them this morning. They have just figured out how to take the clothes off of them, and this is what I just heard. . .

"LOOK MOM - NAKED!! You know every time I see this, my penis gets so straight that it won't go back down." - Max

This coming after the bra commercial on TV last week, "Mama, I don't know why but I just can't stop looking at their bellies. It just makes me so happy and I just can't figure out why."

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm....................

Fwd: "Grand"

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From: Naznin Nelson <nazninnelson@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Dec 20, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Subject: "Grand"
To: Jean Lopez <nkazi@msn.com>


Max: I can't believe that Grand went home.

Mama: Why is that?

Max: Because I liked her being here.

Mama: What did you like about it?

Max: Because she did whatever we asked her to.

Well there you have it. Now they're stuck with big ol' grumpy Mama!

Certificate

He gets to have lunch with the school director on Monday, but would
much rather be learning chess. He kissed the chess board good night
last night.

Do you love Grand?

Overheard:

Q: Max, do you love Grand?

M: Yes

Q: Do you love Grand because of the toys she has?

M: No, I just love her.

Q: Do you love her because of the food she makes. 

M: No, I just love her. 

Q: Do you love her because of her couch?

M: No, I just love her. 

Q: I love her too. Mama, when are we going to Grand's house?

Your first running race

Bra Commercial

"Wait Mama, rewind. Go back to that commercial. I don't know why but I can't stop staring at it. There's just something I really like about the bellies they show. I just can't stop looking at it. I really really like it. "

Quote

Kent was driving with Max home from the store when Max asked about all
the trucks parked out on the lake. Kent explained that they were ice
fishing, so they drive out there and fish in little houses on the
lake. To which Max responded,"Grown-ups do pretty much whatever they
want don't they."

Classic.